WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE FIRST 2-BALL GOLF COURSE IN THE WORLD AT
Do you remember at the beginning of 2006, a new beginning for the public mini golf course, opposite
Have you ever wondered what happened, when within months of opening it had closed and been returned to the council? This is the story of what happened.
I need to begin by explaining that 2-Ball Golf was an idea I’d had in 1975. Since my early retirement in 2002, and moving to Mojácar in
The early days were spent on designing a retail version of the game and the first prototypes were made in
I had spotted the course at
By the end of 2005, after negotiating with the Borough Council, we had in place the four products we needed to begin our company.
We now had to bring the concept to the world’s attention and the means to do this would be the London Golf Show.
The Golf Show was at the end of
At
We opened
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
I was happy with the small stand. It showed off the products and we could do demonstrations on our green. The video finally arrived on the first public day. I had 400 boxed sets and 900 card sets of the retail game and I doubted if we had enough of either to meet the demand from intrigued and spend happy visitors.
How wrong I was. We sold one boxed set and we gave away more card sets than we sold, which in any case, didn’t get into double figures. Don’t get me wrong; we entertained hundreds of people on our demonstration green, many of whom said what a good game it was. The problem was they wouldn’t buy the game. One man said that the game was good. He enjoyed it but why buy the game when he could go home and play it for nothing now that he knew the rules. We always knew this was a major flaw in the commercial plan but it still hurts to hear it on the first day of the promotion.
Our PR company arranged a public demonstration on the show green, late in the afternoon on the first day. Sadly, there were no TV companies and no press men attending and although
Four days of no sales. We were shattered afterwards but had to get back to
That first May weekend was worryingly quiet and we were beginning to have problems with young bike riders. They would ride over the course including the greens and often in front of their parents. I had to constantly patrol the course and it was becoming apparent that I was becoming part of the game; part of the problem. The kids, and some were very young, were playing with a game with ME. Other problems included having flags removed and thrown into the boating lake.
The art deco pavilion was ready for opening by 27th May. (We had water but electricity was run from the kiosk). The very next day we turned up to discover that we had had an attempted break in causing much damage to the new windows. It was heartbreaking. We called the police and they turned up the following day. The windows could not be left as they were and it was decided to brick them up. The very next day, the same thing happened except that the perpetrators had tried to dismantle the newly bricked up windows. The doors had been damaged and there was glass everywhere.
That evening as I watched from the kiosk, a man approached the pavilion and urinated in a doorway.
The end came soon afterwards. On the following Wednesday, the 31st May, a series of incidents left us wondering if it was worth it. Firstly, we had the lady and child with their own golf clubs and ball, playing on the course. I told her that it was a pay and play course and if she wanted to play she would have to pay. She looked at me and said, “You are joking. This is a council site, belonging to the ratepayers and I’m not paying”. We had many such incidents and on one occasion we had the park rangers come to evict three youths who refused both to pay and to leave. They told the rangers that they had never paid in previous years. They even had the cheek to ask for a scorecard!
The second incident was the mother walking her children across the course, en route for the fair. Two boys each picked up an iron flag from two of the greens and began fighting with them.
The final straw was the cricketers. If it wasn’t so funny you could weep. The dad and two sons in whites set up their wickets on the course and commenced a game of cricket, using part of a green as the pitch.
BACK TO
As if leaving
Also, the commercial trials for the boxed game set, which took place in
There was nothing left to do but return to Mojácar, our home in
Our enterprise in bringing a new and innovative product to the market place had failed to win public approval.
Today, I still believe that the idea of 2-Ball Golf is good. Mini Golf or Crazy golf is boring and there is room for a new game of skill and strategy. However, I like to think I’m enterprising and as I had no more money, I turned to a new venture, writing novels. I wrote my first novel, ‘APSARAS’, in 2007 at the age of sixty.
It has been published by Eloquent Books of New York and is available from leading online book stores.